{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call sad coffee?","punchline":"Despresso.","id":61}
{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}
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{"fact":"Cats have 3 eyelids.","length":20}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
{"type":"general","setup":"I just watched a documentary about beavers.","punchline":"It was the best dam show I ever saw","id":40}
{"type":"general","setup":"What time is it?","punchline":"I don't know... it keeps changing.","id":77}
{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}
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{"fact":"The group of words associated with cat (catt,\u00a0cath,\u00a0chat,\u00a0katze) stem from the Latin\u00a0catus, meaning domestic cat, as opposed to\u00a0feles, or wild cat.","length":147}
{"fact":"Tabby cats are thought to get their name from Attab, a district in Baghdad, now the capital of Iraq.","length":100}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?","punchline":"They have no hands to knock on the door.","id":350}
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