{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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