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The Martigny–Orsières Railway was a railway company in the Canton of Valais in Switzerland. It merged in 2000 with the Martigny-Châtelard Railway to form Transports de Martigny et Régions (TMR). The MO's line consisted of the 19 km-long line from Martigny via Sembrancher to Orsières in the Val d’Entremont and the 6 km-long branch line from Sembrancher to Le Châble VS in the Val de Bagnes.
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