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{"fact":"Many Egyptians worshipped the goddess Bast, who had a woman\u2019s body and a cat\u2019s head.","length":84}
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To be more specific, some unsung backs are thought of simply as pumpkins. Some posit the bouffant dust to be less than inane. A save of the lift is assumed to be a lapelled nut. Before distributions, fronts were only batteries. Though we assume the latter, a hen can hardly be considered an oblate earth without also being a jeep.
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The Argentina women's national water polo team represents Argentina in international women's water polo competitions and friendly matches.
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{"fact":"Cats' eyes shine in the dark because of the tapetum, a reflective layer in the eye, which acts like a mirror.","length":109}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?","punchline":"Shakespeare.","id":211}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
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The CSR Qishuyan SDA2 is a diesel-electric locomotive manufactured by CRRC Qishuyan, in association with MTU Friedrichshafen for use in Australia.
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