{"fact":"Tests done by the Behavioral Department of the Musuem of Natural History conclude that while a dog's memory lasts about 5 minutes, a cat's recall can last as long as 16 hours.","length":175}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?","punchline":"Aye Matey!","id":181}
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Sasagamine Dam is a dam in the Niigata Prefecture, Japan, completed in 1979.
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{"fact":"Cats should not be fed tuna exclusively, as it lacks taurine, an essential nutrient required for good feline health. Make sure you have the proper Pet supplies to keep your cat happy and healthy.","length":196}
{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}
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Sarah Hurwitz is an American speechwriter. A senior speechwriter