{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
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Akkayin is a district of North Kazakhstan Region in northern Kazakhstan. The administrative center of the district is the selo of Smirnovo. Population: 21,535 ; 22,941 ; 31,705.
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{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
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