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Augustin Josip \"Tin\" Ujević was a Croatian poet, considered by many to be the greatest poet in 20th century Croatian literature.
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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"fact":"A cat can sprint at about thirty-one miles per hour.","length":52}
{"fact":"Tabby cats are thought to get their name from Attab, a district in Baghdad, now the capital of Iraq.","length":100}