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The Tokyo Bay City Koutsu Co., Ltd. is a bus company in Urayasu, Chiba Prefecture. The company was established in 1976 by The Oriental Land Company. It is jointly owned by the Keisei Group and the Oriental Land Company. The company headquarters and bus depot is located in Chidori in Urayasu.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Ganga Ki Lahren","displaytitle":"Ganga Ki Lahren","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5520986","titles":{"canonical":"Ganga_Ki_Lahren","normalized":"Ganga Ki Lahren","display":"Ganga Ki Lahren"},"pageid":10706435,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/56/Ganga_Ki_Lahren.jpg","width":220,"height":330},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/56/Ganga_Ki_Lahren.jpg","width":220,"height":330},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290287956","tid":"24b0688b-3042-11f0-bdc0-4f53b5703574","timestamp":"2025-05-13T21:35:09Z","description":"1964 Indian film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganga_Ki_Lahren","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganga_Ki_Lahren?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganga_Ki_Lahren?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ganga_Ki_Lahren"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganga_Ki_Lahren","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ganga_Ki_Lahren","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganga_Ki_Lahren?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ganga_Ki_Lahren"}},"extract":"Ganga Ki Lahren is a 1964 Hindi drama film produced and directed by Devi Sharma. The film stars Kishore Kumar, Dharmendra, Savitri, Aruna Irani, Rehman and Asit Sen. The music of the film is by Chitragupt, with lyrics by Majrooh Sultanpuri, featuring songs like \"Ganga Ki Lahren\".","extract_html":"