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{"type":"standard","title":"Kristiansand Airport","displaytitle":"Kristiansand Airport","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1431790","titles":{"canonical":"Kristiansand_Airport","normalized":"Kristiansand Airport","display":"Kristiansand Airport"},"pageid":2251549,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/84/KRS_Approach_RWY04.jpg/330px-KRS_Approach_RWY04.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/KRS_Approach_RWY04.jpg","width":3443,"height":2582},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1291266289","tid":"b0d4f731-352e-11f0-8c67-747fa07cfaa8","timestamp":"2025-05-20T03:58:30Z","description":"Airport in Kristiansand, Agder","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":58.20388889,"lon":8.085},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristiansand_Airport","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristiansand_Airport?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristiansand_Airport?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kristiansand_Airport"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristiansand_Airport","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Kristiansand_Airport","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristiansand_Airport?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kristiansand_Airport"}},"extract":"Kristiansand Airport is an international airport serving Kristiansand Municipality in Agder county, Norway. The airport is located in the district of Tveit in the Oddernes borough, about 16 kilometers (9.9 mi) by road and 8 kilometers (5.0 mi) by air from the center of town of Kristiansand. Operated by the state-owned Avinor, it is the sole airport in Southern Norway with scheduled flights. It has a 2,035-meter (6,677 ft) runway aligned 03/21 and served 1,061,130 passengers in 2018. Scheduled flights are provided by Scandinavian Airlines, Norwegian Air Shuttle, Widerøe, KLM Cityhopper and Wizz Air. The Royal Norwegian Air Force has a training center at the airport.","extract_html":"
Kristiansand Airport is an international airport serving Kristiansand Municipality in Agder county, Norway. The airport is located in the district of Tveit in the Oddernes borough, about 16 kilometers (9.9 mi) by road and 8 kilometers (5.0 mi) by air from the center of town of Kristiansand. Operated by the state-owned Avinor, it is the sole airport in Southern Norway with scheduled flights. It has a 2,035-meter (6,677 ft) runway aligned 03/21 and served 1,061,130 passengers in 2018. Scheduled flights are provided by Scandinavian Airlines, Norwegian Air Shuttle, Widerøe, KLM Cityhopper and Wizz Air. The Royal Norwegian Air Force has a training center at the airport.
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