{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}
{"fact":"When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.","length":97}
{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
{"type":"standard","title":"Don't Suppose","displaytitle":"Don't Suppose","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3713466","titles":{"canonical":"Don't_Suppose","normalized":"Don't Suppose","display":"Don't Suppose"},"pageid":19285377,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Don%27t_Suppose.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Don%27t_Suppose.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1246353247","tid":"e00c22ea-75bb-11ef-b1da-a7180a77165f","timestamp":"2024-09-18T12:45:25Z","description":"1984 studio album by Limahl","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_Suppose","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_Suppose?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_Suppose?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Don't_Suppose"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_Suppose","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Don't_Suppose","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_Suppose?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Don't_Suppose"}},"extract":"Don't Suppose is the debut solo album by the English singer Limahl, formerly lead singer of the British band Kajagoogoo, released in 1984 by EMI Records.","extract_html":"
Don't Suppose is the debut solo album by the English singer Limahl, formerly lead singer of the British band Kajagoogoo, released in 1984 by EMI Records.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Superman get invited to dinners?","punchline":"Because he is a Supperhero.","id":360}
{"type":"general","setup":"How many bones are in the human hand?","punchline":"A handful of them.","id":138}
{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer go to art school?","punchline":"He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.","id":414}
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{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?","punchline":"Put it on my bill","id":29}