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Pía Barros Bravo is a Chilean writer, best known for her short stories. She is associated with her country's literary Generation of '80.
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Bundesimmobiliengesellschaft m.b.H or BIG is a quasi-governmental company in Austria, which manages Austrian publicly owned real estate. BIG is the central provider of space for several public sector functions such as schools, universities, prisons, courts and police stations. It rents out buildings to the government entities using them, carries out renovations and new investments, and handles sales of buildings and land no longer in use by the public sector.
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Mary Kirtley Waters was the Director of the United Nations Information Centre in Washington, D.C. She served as Assistant Secretary of State for Legislative Affairs at the U.S. Department of State from 2017 to 2018 in the first Trump Administration.
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